Opera Australia’s Mitchell Butel presents his version of ‘I’ve Got A Little List’ from their 2011 version of Gilbert and Sullivan’s operetta The Mikado.
There’s the ticket holder next to you who cannot work their phone,
And cannot get the gist. I’ve got her on the list!
Who leaves it on or switches to that dreadful silent drone… Vrrrrrr Vrrrrr Vrrrrr
Facebook fiends and Twitterists are also on the list.
And people who inflict on us full cycles of the Ring,
I’d rather ride a valkyrie than hear Brunhilde sing.
And all commercial managements who want to cast a star,
They couldn’t get one this time, they got me, so there you are.
Or worst of all the actor who’s an extra lyricist,
I don’t think he’d be missed, so I’ve got him on the list.
If you’re not Australian, this may not be super relevant… But as a man from down under, I love this little slice of high culture comedy.